Woke up early, went to church, it's HOT outside.
Well, not really. It's actually quite mild. I don't know where I was going with this.
Anyway, we're headed to Toyota because my parents think they got overcharged for the car repairs. It's a bit worrying since they can get into some pretty heated arguments, and I don't really want that to happen in public.
Same day, 1:22 PM PDT
Well. That wasn't as bad as I thought. Sister and I explored the Toyota shop thing. We found a free coffee machine and made people out of styrofoam and coffee stirrers.
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| Here's mine. I call him "Stormageddon." |
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| My sister's. She called it "Cup." |
We may have gotten a bit too attached to them, since we brought them with us to the car.
Now, we're headed to Imperial Beach to go look at the sandcastle building competition. On the way, we got hungry and decided to stop at Filippi's Pizza Grotto. Man, we haven't eaten here in forever, we used to eat here all the time. This place is the best, they gave me a chunk of pizza dough to play with every time we ate here. Their food is the best too.
Same day, 3:08 PM PDT
So there was only one sandcastle. And it was pretty crappy.
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| The castle was happy because it mocked us. It knew we drove far away and got stuck in traffic. So it mocked us |
JUST KIDDING. THERE WAS ONE MORE AND IT WAS PRETTY BEAST.
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| WOAH. |
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| HOW THE- |
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| HOLY CRAP, WHALE. |
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| The people who owned the magical, magical hands that built this. |
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| The entire sandcastle. Daaaaaaaaaamn. |
Still, there were still only two, and they weren't that great. Last year, it was an entire competition that took a huge chunk of beach. Shame they didn't do that this year.
But hey, there were bird people!
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| Quetzalcoatles? Quetzalcuati? What's the plural form of Quetzalcoatl? |
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| A red flamingo? A phoenix with a really long neck? Hope it doesn't come any closer or else I'll- |
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| OH JESUS. |
The guy that controlled the giant red ostrich thing had a pretty killer mustache.
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| See what I mean? |
And a single guy played the music for the entire event, one-man band style. Homemade kick drum made out of a bucket and a kick pedal on one foot, tambourine on the other, a ukulele in his hands, whistling simultaneously... Damn.
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| A bit washed out, and I had to stealth-pic the guy. |
Same day, 11:27 PM PDT
Whoops! Didn't get to write so much today, too busy playing Minecraft since it was Christina's last day here before she gets deported to Vietnam so her crimes against humanity can be punished. She promised to bring me back a copy of Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal when she escapes their concentration camp though.
Hmm... let's see, what happened in Minecraft... first days we played in Hard mode. Wasn't that bad, except forHOLY CRAP, ARMORED MONSTERS.
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| WHAT THE- |
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| OH GOD, BUTTER SKELETONS. |
And apparently, a special little Enderman really likes our mini underground biome. I've seen him warp here a few times and all he does is move the grass blocks to his liking.
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| It's quite cute, really. Once you get over the fact that he can brutally murder you. |
Occasionally, he picks up flowers.
AWWWWWWWWWW. He's like the shy kid in school that's actually really nice but has murderous intentions when you make eye contact with him so he has to wear a dog cone all day.)
He's even tried to make a tiny island.
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| Aww, don't walk away, Mr. Enderman. At least you tried. |
Enderman, you're welcome to live here whenever you like.
Also explored the Nether a bit with Kayla and Brandon. Later, when we got back, Kayla had the genius idea to give our tree farm a "controlled fire" to take out some of our wood, which we had much too much of.
The entire thing burned to ashes.
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| WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO. |
I found a dog too. Named him "Hates Christina" because he kept trying to murder her. But as I was walking home, he decides to take a little detour...
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| GOD DAMN IT. NOT THE RAVINE. |
Later, we decided to take a group picture in the Crab People shrine that Kayla built in our attic. Christina "misfired" her bone shotgun and "accidentally" killed me.
This started a war. Many died. And this was the picture.
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| Was it really worth it? You decide. |
RFotD: Endermen noises are actually the voices of normal people reversed, slowed down, and distorted.
SGAT: None really.
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