Day Eighty-One: Cards Against Humanity

8/31/13, 1:15 AM PDT

Learned quite a bit about menstruation, courtesy of a late-night half-Skype call with Rhea (half-Skype call in the sense that I was the only one talking while Rhea typed out her messages). She went into incredible detail about the process, such as the explosion of blood that happens every time she laughs, or runs in PE. Or sneezes.

You know, it's things like menstruation that make me thankful I'm male. I don't really feel like turning into a red shotgun that fired every time I sneeze, because come Spring, I'm pretty sure I'd die from blood loss or drown from my room flooding.



Same day, 9:55 PM PDT

Played Cards Against Humanity with Rhea and the Skype Group (heh, that almost sounds like a band).

The amount of laughter I've had from this game is unquantifiable. My lumberjack-like cackles probably woke the dead, and the nearest graveyard from my house is at least a hundred miles away from me. I probably dislocated one of my spinal discs from recoiling too hard when I laughed. Also stabbed my desk a few times with the clicky end of a pen from the RIDICULOUS CARDS that got pulled out.

If you don't know what Cards Against Humanity is, it's pretty much Apples to Apples clone, but with REALLY politically incorrect responses. And it's the GREATEST THING EVER, if you can tolerate the ridiculously offensive answers.

God, my head's EXPLODING from all this laughter, so I can't explain it as well as I'd like to. Here, just play the online version of it, see for yourself.





RFotD: The first expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity sold out in three days.

SGAT: Summer homework.