Went to the library again with Samantha. Had a nice little conversation, where she called me fat several times. How rude right?
At one point, while we were talking, a strange homeless-looking guy approaches us with a sticker sheet in his hand. I saw him walking towards us in the corner of my eye and I thought he was going to tell us to be quiet since we were laughing pretty hard. But you know what he does?
"Want a sticker?" He asks us.
We were kinda confused. But hell, he just pitched me an offer that I can't refuse, so I just said yes to the free sticker. He peels a happy face sticker off (doesn't even let me choose, I wanted a blue one) and forcefully slaps it on my shoulder. He asks Samantha the same thing and after she says yes, she gets a purple one.
Then he just walks away.
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| The aforementioned sticker. |
Maybe we just met the most interesting man in the world. Maybe his sticker-giving had some sort of insightful, symbolic meaning, a meaning that neither of us will understand until years, perhaps decades into the future. Maybe someday, this sticker will save my life.
Or maybe he was just mentally disabled.
Anyway, after that, we went to Carl's Jr. where she insisted that she buy me a milkshake even though I said several times that I didn't want one because I'm following a strict, sugar-free diet. But stubborn her bought me one anyway, rrrrrrgh. So I drank me an Oreo milkshake, diet ruined, now I'll never lose my extra 16 chins.
After that milkshake run, we headed back to the library. I brought the same umbrella from Wednesday and she really wanted to see what I look like walking around with it open, so I opened it up. She said I owned a really feminine umbrella and she called me a girl because of it, which I guess I'm okay with since it's definitely an improvement from "old Asian lady."
In short, I had a pretty fun time, lol.
6/21/14, 1:21 AM PDT
Aaaaaagh, I'm tired. Spent a big chunk of my afternoon/evening watching MLG's Melee stream and the West Coast vs. East Coast crew battle took effing THREE HOURS to finish. Started at 10:30, went until now. But it was a REALLY good contest, glad that West Coast won because East Coast's team was STACKED.
Uhh... let's see, what else happened today... White Austin finally got a Facebook, so to celebrate, Samantha and I had an argument on his wall over which person he loved more. The answer is obviously me, but because I'm a courteous gentleman who is a firm believer in chivalry, I let Samantha win. After framing her through the magic of Google Chrome in a last-ditch effort to win Austin's approval, of course.
Wow, pretty short entry today, huh? Ah well, not every day can have 1,000+ words.
RFotD: The word "umbrella" derives from the Latin word "umbra," meaning shaded or shadow. The French suffix "-elle" means "little," so literally, "umbrella" means "little shadow." Which completely justifies why I bring one along when I walk to the library.
SGAT: Was supposed to work on my story, but I didn't really feeeeeeeel like it.
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