Today at work, we finished all of the movies and the kids had some time to burn, so they decided to draw. I also had time to kill, so I decided to take a look at all of the kids' drawings.
Here's one that caught my eye.
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| What... what is it? |
At first glance, it sort of looked like an alien... thing. Since I was intrigued, I decided to ask the kid that drew it.
"Woah, is that an alien you drew?"
The kid stops. He puts his pencil down. Turns his head. Looks me straight in the eye and says
"No. That's me."
It's a goddamn self portrait.
I laughed SO HARD at my mistake and luckily the kid thought the mistake was pretty funny too. And no, the kid does not look like an alien in real life. It's not like this comic at all, promise.
Also, look at what one of the kids made for me.
He said it was a rabbit on a stick. I don't know why he's impale a poor rabbit like that nor why he would think that a rabbit could be that happy after being stabbed through its stomach, but hey, a gift is a gift, so I'm thankful.
Same day, 11:42 PM PDT
A few days ago, I started lying to a few of the kids at work by telling them that I fly a helicopter instead of driving. One of the kids (for privacy's sake, let's call him Bikhil) demanded that I provide him picture evidence.
So I photoshopped a picture of me in a helicopter.
It's not a super good edit though. Here's the source image.
Basically, I took a real picture of me in a helicopter and put in a picture of what my head currently looks like so that the kids will believe me. But still, I'm kinda proud with how it turned out. The head doesn't look that fake. Right? Riiiiight?
Oh and I also made this, as requested by Alex. A picture of me in flight.
And why the hell not, have a picture of Yeti Angela too.
RFotD: The first recorded sighting of a Yeti was made in 1925 by a German photographer.
SGAT: Worked on more of my short film.
"Woah, is that an alien you drew?"
The kid stops. He puts his pencil down. Turns his head. Looks me straight in the eye and says
"No. That's me."
It's a goddamn self portrait.
I laughed SO HARD at my mistake and luckily the kid thought the mistake was pretty funny too. And no, the kid does not look like an alien in real life. It's not like this comic at all, promise.
Also, look at what one of the kids made for me.
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| "Its body is like a chicken nugget!" -Samantha |
He said it was a rabbit on a stick. I don't know why he's impale a poor rabbit like that nor why he would think that a rabbit could be that happy after being stabbed through its stomach, but hey, a gift is a gift, so I'm thankful.
Same day, 11:42 PM PDT
A few days ago, I started lying to a few of the kids at work by telling them that I fly a helicopter instead of driving. One of the kids (for privacy's sake, let's call him Bikhil) demanded that I provide him picture evidence.
So I photoshopped a picture of me in a helicopter.
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| Not bad, huh? Not bad at all. |
It's not a super good edit though. Here's the source image.
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| ...Wait, what? |
Basically, I took a real picture of me in a helicopter and put in a picture of what my head currently looks like so that the kids will believe me. But still, I'm kinda proud with how it turned out. The head doesn't look that fake. Right? Riiiiight?
Oh and I also made this, as requested by Alex. A picture of me in flight.
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| Fly right into the future. |
And why the hell not, have a picture of Yeti Angela too.
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| "I am content with my life." |
RFotD: The first recorded sighting of a Yeti was made in 1925 by a German photographer.
SGAT: Worked on more of my short film.
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