Saturday, August 30, 2014

Day Fifty-Eight: A Dad Joke to End All Dad Jokes

8/10/14, 12:01 AM PDT

My mom got REALLY annoyed at how everything had a fee in this resort even though there was pretty much ZERO service. And I can't really blame her, since there was a fee for entering the pool, a fee to bring food to our rooms, a fee for extra towels, and a fee for ENTERING THE ACTUAL RESORT EVEN THOUGH WE HAD RESERVATIONS.

So, with the approval of my mom and her thirst for vengeance, we trashed the room that we were staying in. Absolutely wrecked it. Like Miley Cyrus in that one music video except we destroyed more than pop star reputations.

Don't look at me like that, Miley, you know it's true.

Just kidding, we didn't go all "Royals" on our room. We did minimum amounts of trashing. If leaving muddy footprints and watermelon seeds everywhere even counts as "trashing."

Technically, everything's biodegradable, so is it
really trashing?

Also bought ice cream. I missed this stuff in America. Here, they have frozen jelly Popsicles that are just DELICIOUS.

Tastes a lot better than the name suggests, I swear.

Afterwards, went to Daiso really briefly. Found some interesting stuff here.

Katie, is that you?

Unfortunately, the Mike Tyson ones were out of stock.

I'm... not sure what this does.

My sister and I also found this brain puzzle thing.

The strangest maracas I've ever seen.

The goal of it is to divide the two balls by color, one in each chamber. After ten minutes of work, this was as close as I got.

Not bad, huh?

Oh, and one of my uncles (the same one that diagnosed my sister) dropped the WORST (or maybe the best?) dad joke I've ever heard. He made my sister cry by joking about having to cut open her stomach later as part two of her treatment. When she started sobbing, my mom comforts her by saying he was just kidding. To which he replies:

"I'm not kidding. I'm adulting."

I will die here.





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