I find it distressing that we are just about a quarter of the way through summer.
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| "And all I've done is play Left 4 Dead and watch TV..." (via thewaterlilyway.wordpress.com) |
Today, I got Samantha to play Dino D-Day with me. She had NO IDEA how to play, which was pretty funny because even though we were on the same team, she tried to kill me REPEATEDLY. Then, when the auto-balancing system kicked in and switched me to the other team, I made it my personal goal to find and kill her as many times as possible.
Surprisingly, it was pretty difficult to find and kill Samantha. Because she always died ten seconds after she spawned.
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| "I FINALLY FOUND YOU SAMANTH-Oh." (via steamcommunity.com) |
But I managed to find her once. She was a tiny velociraptor. I was a goddamn protoceratops with a machine gun on my back. Guess who won?
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| Not Samantha. (via dinocrisis.wikia.com) |
In short, it was pretty fun. Samantha liked killing the goats that are scattered around the map.
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| No sympathy. None. (via steamcommunity.com) |
Meanwhile, I went for prey that was a little bit bigger...
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| OH GOD IT'S CHRISTINA. (via steamcommunity.com) |
RFotD: On average, T-Rexes are around 15 to 20 feet tall.
SGAT: Absolutely NOTHING. DAMN IT.
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